Body stickers
I have small problems, especially love sweating, but surprisingly, not walk, a stop will not stop coming out of the sweat.
Go shopping with his girlfriend one day, just passing the counter selling jewelry, to look around. Because sweating too hard, thoughtful sister salesman handed me a towel to the side, while saying: “Sir, all right, we can discount this price is …”
Only one problem
My uncle was a surgeon. – Days, he tried to remove a heart surgery patient’s fear of women, they talk about her upcoming wedding of his son, daughter, the financial burden of college. Before leaving the patient, he said: “Tomorrow surgery see you there any questions?”
“Only one,” the patient said, “Doctor, I want to a wedding or some tuition money?”
Great big hole or holes
A fortune teller, since the number “game Zhuge,” someone asked him: “Do you have any skill, the courage to Zhuge claiming race?”
Plausibly fortune-teller said: “The wise words Ming, I Yu Tung-ming, what is the big hole or a hole big?”
Sex magic
Biology class, the teacher talked about chromosome, the male sex chromosome is XY, female sex chromosomes are XX.
The teacher said there are now five clinical female X chromosome. A student asked: “What is that her sex ah?” In the corner came the low voice: “Super Girl.”
Imagination
Number of new employees to find the manager asked: “When the company’s recruitment notices clearly promised to us monthly salary of 1,500 yuan to 3,000 yuan, but why we received the actual monthly salary is 1,500 yuan, not 2000 dollars, more than 3000 yuan ? ”
Manager said: “Young people ah, you are too funny, you really think the number is 1500 silver ah back?”
Employees are asked: “What is not money?”
Manager: “It is imagination!”
Really interesting people alive
One night, I was sleeping and suddenly I do not know from where came the funeral, do not know someone’s dead.
The next morning, pulled out a small stroll niece’s hand in a circle, to know the neighboring village of old Liu died.
Niece said: “People live very interesting, alive, dead alive.”
Dr. blind
Dr. and beautiful dating evacuation beautiful home, passing a flower shop. Pick up a bouquet of beautiful red roses, delicate and charming look and asked, Ph.D.: “good?”
Dr. honest answer: “nice.”
Beauty asked: “Really good?”
Dr. certainly nodded, still have no action.
Beauty, could not prompt him: “I feel very pretty, and very like.”
Very sincerely, Dr. said: “like to look at for a while.”
The cookies do nephew
Nephew: “Uncle, this is what I do cookies, you taste.”
Uncle: “Zhenguai! Sweet Oh, you did not expect a young age will do cookies, awesome! This sparkling above what is it?”
Nephew: “I used to do the icing sugar.”
Uncle: “So nice smooth icing, how to do it?”
Nephew: “I use tongue licking.”
Wolf is more pathetic
6-year-old daughter in elementary school, pick her husband every day. One day, her husband sent her daughter with emotion: “My father is very hard, take you to school, but also buy breakfast back to your mother to eat.” Daughter, and said harshly: “Wolf is such, he’s pathetic than you more, even beaten back. ”
Jin and kg
An aquatic shop For the recruitment of a salesman. A young man to the candidates. The boss asked: “do you know Jin and kilograms?”
Young said: “Of course I understand, one kilogram is equal to two jin, right?”
The boss said: “Yes. Which is how many grams kilograms?”
Young said without hesitation: “900 grams.”
Boss said with a smile: “answer was good, you can now to work.”
Silly girl
Friends Lily getting married, her husband sent large sums of cash gifts, Lily incredibly happy, can be kept on helping the mother to count the money. Brother saw, disdain authentic: “ye silly? Was also sold to help people counting money …”
Remote control
Early morning bus, a mobile phone from the bag and dig at the time, then a scream, the time I thought he was too late, then you look closely, his hands holding a TV remote control … …
(Sub-Xi, Luo Yang, Zi Yi, Tian Wen, Zhang Tao, Chang Bao-Jun, Xiao Jin, Su Tong, etc. Abstract)